Make your bathroom rules unmistakably clear. This Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom embroidery kit pairs that level of bluntness you’re known for with a surprisingly charming design. The off-white hoop frames the message in clean, readable text, while a ring of stitched florals in orange, yellow, green, blue, red, pink, and purple softens the blow. Wait, not that kind. Oh dear.
Everything you need is included for experienced stitchers and those who just enjoy turning chaotic phrases into decor. The finished piece lands somewhere between “welcome to my home” and “I’m serious, though,” which is exactly why it works.
Hang it up for guests, give it as a gift, or keep it as your own personal masterpiece. Either way, no one will miss the point.
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