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Please Get Out Of My House Embroidery Kit

Regular price $25.00

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This embroidery kit looks lovely with its off-white fabric, soft greenery curling along the edges, a sweet butterfly fluttering in from the bottom with just the right amount of charm. But don’t let the peaceful vibes fool you. Right there in the center, stitched in a calm green script, is your not-so-subtle request: “Please get out of my house.” It’s polite. It’s firm. It’s everything your non-confrontational little heart has ever wanted to scream but just can’t when your social battery runs out. The kit comes with all the essentials: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric panel, coordinating floss, needles, a threader, and instructions that even overstimulated introverts can follow. No experience necessary, just a low tolerance for people who don’t take hints. Display it proudly in your entryway, living room, or anywhere goodbyes tend to drag. For those who are all about hospitality — within a time limit.

Shipping Policy

Domestic First Class shipping rates by weight: 0-7.9 oz, $4.99; 8-15.9 oz, $6.99; 16-31.9 oz (1-1.99 lb), $9.99; 32 oz (2 lb) and over, $13.99. Drop-Ship orders may be charged separate shipping. Large or heavy items may be charged extra shipping. Optional Priority service available, as well as First Class International. Orders ship in 24-36 hours.

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